The Phonics Check Rap

Rainy Friday 10th of June
Phonics check is coming soon!
Click click click on NCA tools
Phonics check video just for fools!
Ring ring ring on the school doorbell
Package delivery…passport to hell!
Creak creak creak key turns in lock
Safe is accessed knees start to knock!

It’s the Phonics Check!
It’s the Phonics Check!
Quick lock it up!
Oh heck! Oh heck!

Monday morning teacher comes
Nonsense words she starts to hum
Blah blah blah neeash neack
Will our kids be humming back?
Bish bish bish and a bam bam bam
Our PRU kids are on the lam
Pow pow pow and f * ck
Lovely kids can chop and say

It’s the Phonics Check!
It’s the Phonics Check!
Quick lock it up!
Oh heck! Oh heck!

It’s Wednesday and our three are done
It’s not the end, there’s more to come
Tap tap tap on the school front door
Moderator comes to check the score
Why why why have you not kept
To the county schedule, you are inept!?
Knock knock knock go the headteacher’s knees
When the LA gal goes she is relieved!

It’s the Phonics Check!
It’s the Phonics Check!
Quick lock it up! Oh heck! Oh heck!

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